IcecubesQ: Why can't blondes make icecubes?
A: They can never remember the recipe.
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the Ws.
Lost on an IslandThree girls, a red head, a brunette, and a blond, are all shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day, while walking along the beach, the three girls come across a lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie comes out. He tells them that they each may have one wish.
Well, they think on it, long and hard. The red head finally goes up to the genie. "My wish is for a boat, so I can get off this island." Poof! A boat appears, and she rows away.
The brunette then goes to the genie. "My wish is for a helicopter so I can get off this island." Poof! A helicopter appears and she flies off.
Well, the blond, she sits there and she thinks, and thinks...and thinks. Finally after a week, she goes to the genie. "Man, I'm getting lonely here...Can you bring the other two back?" Poof!
Shop ElectricOne day a blonde went into Shop Electric and said to the man "Could I buy this TV please?"
"Sorry,we don't sell to blondes"The man said.
So off she went home and put on a brown wig.She went into the shop again and asked to buy the TV again.The same thing happened again.He told her they didnt sell to blondes.So she went home, got changed, put on different clothes and changed her make-up.Off she went to Shop Electric again."Could I buy this TV?"She said again.
"No, we dont sell to blondes."
"How do you know Im a blonde?" She said
"Cos thats a Microwave,not a TV!" The man said.