Icecubes
Q: Why can't blondes make icecubes?
A: They can never remember the recipe.
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the Ws.
Lost on an Island
Three girls, a red head, a brunette, and a blond, are all shipwrecked on a deserted island. One day, while walking along the beach, the three girls come across a lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie comes out. He tells them that they each may have one wish.
Well, they think on it, long and hard. The red head finally goes up to the genie. "My wish is for a boat, so I can get off this island." Poof! A boat appears, and she rows away.
The brunette then goes to the genie. "My wish is for a helicopter so I can get off this island." Poof! A helicopter appears and she flies off.
Well, the blond, she sits there and she thinks, and thinks...and thinks. Finally after a week, she goes to the genie. "Man, I'm getting lonely here...Can you bring the other two back?" Poof!
Shop Electric
One day a blonde went into Shop Electric and said to the man "Could I buy this TV please?"
"Sorry,we don't sell to blondes"The man said.
So off she went home and put on a brown wig.She went into the shop again and asked to buy the TV again.The same thing happened again.He told her they didnt sell to blondes.So she went home, got changed, put on different clothes and changed her make-up.Off she went to Shop Electric again."Could I buy this TV?"She said again.
"No, we dont sell to blondes."
"How do you know Im a blonde?" She said
"Cos thats a Microwave,not a TV!" The man said.
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1 day ago
Those are funny! I know another blond joke that you can add, it's sort of similar to the Lost Island one:
ReplyDeleteThree girls are stranded on an island 60 miles away from shore. A red head, a blond head, and a brunette. The brunette swims 60 miles to land, the red swims 30 miles and dies, and the blond swims 30 miles, gets tired, and swims 30 miles back to the ocean. Get it?
Isabel
In the last comment I meant back to the island
ReplyDeleteHaha! Those are good.
ReplyDeleteHere's my favorite;
A red head, a brunette, and a blonde decided to take a vacation to a water park one weekend. When they get to the park, they learn that there is a magical slide that makes it so whatever you shout when you go down is what you land in. The 3 girls thought it would be tons of fun.
The red head goes down shouting "chocolate!" and lands in a pile of chocolate.
The brunette goes down shouting "puppies!" and lands in a pile of puppies.
The blonde slides down very excitedly shouting "wee!" and lands in a pile of...
I think you get the picture.
Kait
Hysterical!!!!!!!!!HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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